... but that´s not a clarinet, that´s a shawm. Which I
do happen to play. But mainly the bagpipes, to be honest. However I am somewhat able to accompany myself with jinglebells - I can tie them to my ankle and do a stomping-jingle beat.
However, I have no grip on string instruments, and my singing is pretty horrible even with lips and tongue included, and I rather cut myself than using my precious shawm or my chalumeau for a bow >.<
But if you actually want to hear that kind of music,
knock yourself out.