I want to play as an ogre.

MrApophos

Member
May I reference Die by the Sword again - Playing as an ogre in that was so much fun, smacking those pig-orks from one side of an arena into the opposite wall, doing huge crushing blows into the ground, and obviously, taking heads clean off with a single swipe.

Die by the Sword reboot Exanima ISN'T - but would be THE PERFECT base to model one on..
 

Gozer

Member
Ogre Hockey for the win !

I remember hilarious matches trying to smack the kobold, and the fool would sidestep my swing only to get hit by my brother going the other way.

aah, fun times . . .
 

zak

Member
well duh, my previous thread that you derailed into some sort of SJW crusade against hate-facts was all about fun-modes.. Game is only super serious... couch party modes.
 

Syllabear3

Member
It's all ogre now.

I was only nine years old.
I loved ogre so much, I played all the ogre modes.
I pray to ogre every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.
"Ogre is love", I say, "Ogre is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to ogre.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to my room.
I am crying now, because my face hurts.
I go into my bed and it is very cold.
I feel a warmth moving towards me.
I fell something touch me.
It's ogre.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp".
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for ogre.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for ogre.
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please ogre.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Ogre looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now".
Ogre leaves through my window.

Ogre is love, ogre is life.
 
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