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you wanna talk about stress?

you waANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS?

that right there is the engine.
Now let's talk about the engine. Can we talk about the engine, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the engine with you all day, OK?

"Madoc Evans ," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Madoc's engine is getting sent back to me. Madoc Evans! Madoc Evans! I look in the engine, and this code is Madoc Evans! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his engine in the guy's goddamn hands!
Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Madoc's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?!
There is no Madoc Evans. The man does not exist, okay?
So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper."
There's no Madoc Evans? You gotta be kidding me! I got loops full of Madoc!
All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Madoc." And when I open the door what do I find?


There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. is. no. Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up! This office is a goddamn ghost town!