OH HEY YOU WANNA GO FINISH UP SOME QUESTS FIRST? NAWP THE RITUAL STARTS NOW. OH HEY YOU ARE AWAKE? EVERYONE'S DEAD BESIDES US THREE, GOOD JOB HERO.
Okay okay. We'll start over: OH HEY IMMA GHOST! BRO YOU PUSH ME? BRO WHY U RUNNING THOUGH? K I'LL JUST MURDER EVERYONE IN THE DARK FOREST ONCE YOU LEAVE THUS BREAKING THE GAME. U COOL WITH THAT? K. And that's when I learned I should save more often.
Or how about. HEY BRO YOU SHOULD GO TO THAT OLD ABBEY. OH BTW NOW THAT YOU ARE DEAD, THEY ARE ALL LEVEL 666 AND YOUR SAVES CORRUPTED SO NOW YOU CAN ONLY LOAD THE SAVE THAT PUT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLACE. LAWL MY BAD.
HEY BRO, ME AGAIN, THE GAME YOU BOUGHT. I THOUGHT IT'D BE NEAT TO DELETE THE STAFF YOU NEED THAT EVIL BITCH DROPS NEAR THE END WITH THE DWARVES SO YOU CAN'T PROGRESS THE STORY. Y U MAD THO?
OH HAI YOU KNOW THOSE CURES FOR THOSE PEOPLE? SOZ ONLY TWO WHEN THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE TO SAVE. OH WHAT, YOU ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED THEM WHEN YOU CLEARED OUT YOUR INVENTORY? LAWL SUCKS FOR YOU.
You want to roleplay being an average human being? Okay choose between shirtless barbarian, useless rogue and 60 year old mage.
HEY FRIEND, ME AGAIN, THE GAME YOU BOUGHT. WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW THESE CONVIENTLY PLACED PILES OF GOLD? HAHAH, JUST KIDDING. ENJOY 20 OP ORCS HAVING THEIR WAY WITH YOU.
OH HEY YOU FINALLY LEVELED ENOUGH TO EASILY KILL ORCS? HERE ARE BLUE FIFTY FOOT TALL ORCS WITH MASSIVE AXES HAHAHA MY BAD.