Prayers for exanima sinners

[RobG]

Madoc Evans, who art in Siena,
Hallowed be thy game,
Thy game world will come, It will be done
On Ardent as it is in...space
Give us this day our daily patch
and forgive us for asking for retarded features
As we forgive those who ask for cheaty save functions, and impossible camera shit
Lead us not into imba thaumaturges and massive Sirs
But deliver us from cleavers
for thine is the office, the code and the glory!
for ever and ever... unless you suddenly die

Amen and Awomen

 

[burgzaza]

Forgive me because I have sinned
Under too many swings I have croutched
Cutted many many calves and feet
I cannot help but to do it !

Accepted many novice challengers
Just to slay them with a dagger
But wearing sutch a heavy armor
That they would look at me with terror

Thank you lords and ladies for dead mercenaries
They were sinners too and payed by their blood !
just let me get away with it please oh pretty please
Oh by the way, the dining room is out of food !

Ahmed and Catwoman