Which is why, in my opinion
You should stop being a minion
Of those who spread this writing style
Instead follow my lead and I´ll
Start a movement, here and now
Which will show you when and how
Eloquent languange is much more pleasing
Than all this Dolan-comic teasing.
If you are going to showcase your rhyming ability
You should not go with a basic couplet
Your prose should show more flexibility
Instead of layering rhymes like a curiass and a doublet
When trying to one up someone in prose
It is always best to make that extra drive
There are web pages to find rhymes as everyone knows
I used one for this post, High-five!
;-)